"Life in ED" - ED meaning Emergency Dept
1. Working till u dont know when it's day or night until u walk out of the hospital to either find the sun still shining, or the stars twinkling
2. Forgetting the days of the week since weekends r no longer weekends
3. Knowing your friends in other departments are in the hospital, but so near, yet so far
4. Knowing your fellow comrades r ard, but yet feel like u're at war alone
5. Watching "live acting" so dramatic that makes u wonder why life is so unfair that Zhang Ziyi is an international star when these oscar-winning talented individuals never got noticed by Director Zhang Yi Mou
6. Calming down relatives who finds u ever too slow for them, and completely ignoring the fact that there's so many patients, and so few of us (with stethoscopes)
7. Forget abt food...the hospital food supplied to us sux
8. Full stop to family life, and needless to say, social life (pity those who r dating ED doctors)
9. Entertaining patients who complains of pain for years and suddenly woke up one morning and thought.."Hmm..maybe I shall see a doc today"
10. Seeing so many sprains and fractures from falls, accidents etc, until u can't help but wonder why people can't walk properly and why can't people drive safely
11. Entertaining patients who basically just needs to exaggerate abt their symptoms, so that they can have more attention frm their family
12. Entertaining patients who tries to find something wrong with themselves just to be admitted simply because their better half is being admitted into hospital (i.e. lonely at home)
13. Losing it when the patient comes into ED all the time complaining of the same problem again n again, but non-compliant to the meds prescribed to treat their problem
14. Listening to patient's whines abt their symptoms, and when u have a plan for them, they decide to forgo all investigations and refuse all medications (wtf do they even come in for huh?)
15. Informing educated nutcases that Panadol can be bought in supermarkets without a prescription
16. Informing educated nutcases that there is this place called a Polyclinic/GP Practice where medications can be obtained from, and where minor problems can be seen
17. Entertaining crazy people who actually comes to a non-mental hospital to tell u they r mental and ask u to refer them for admission into IMH (why didn't they go to IMH in the first place?)
18. Having patients who tell u they got diarrhoea only once, and now has resolved (what do u want me to do then?)
19. Calming down patients who went a bit hysterical, thinking they've got cancer the moment they see some blood somewhere, or have some pain somewhere
20. Calming down patients who fears needles so much that they start yelling in pain the moment something touches their skin....and that can mean even an alcohol swab
And the rubbish can go on.
Yup, one week + in ED, and I spend most of my time with the above...
Plus I'm totally drained from the mad roster hrs and early lectures. Hopefully life will get a bit better after the formal teaching sessions...at least I'll get to sleep more.
