Lonely Sunday

This week's Sunday is not family day.

I shouldn't be blogging now, cos by right, I should be on my way to watch a concert..but BLAST IT! TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT.....*huff puff huff puff* Great, so today I'm gonna be a lonely soul.

Parents are off to attend a wedding (why didn't the host invite the whole family? at least I can have a gd time bio-ing girls ya noe?), and my bro's going for bball training, while I'm home alone (with my only programme ruined).

BAH! Never mind..I can find something else to entertain myself..

Talking about weddings, somehow women, like me, are the most troublesome creatures. Cos we have to start worrying about dress, make up, hair, shoes, transport (especially when idiotic guys don't offer to pick up the pretty babe..what the hell is wrong with them?), facial, and the list goes on. If you think only brides are problematic, maybe the female guests are just as bad.

Hur hur..let me tell u why...(sheesh..if Mum reads this..I'm in for hell.. *winks*)

Cos of this wedding dinner, she actually got herself prepared like how many days ago. Remember few days ago, she just went to the salon? Ok, she went there again today, for someone to style up her short hair. Ok lah, not bad. Quite nice.

Then she started worrying for the past few days about dresses (actually I'm also the same :P). So everyday, she's hunting for a nice dress. Thank goodness she bought one on Friday. And started doing her fashion show for me. I got excited also cos new dress for her, means new dress for me (provided it looks my age), but apparently, that dress she bought is nice for my age too! So happily I went to model around in it after her turn...lol..women...tsk tsk..

She started going for her facial (cos of the dinner) on Friday too. Got her pedicure done as well.

And finally...the "day" is here. Tonight. So as one can expect, she came into my room with her new hairdo, and makeup. Pretty Mum I got.

Then..guess wat she told me? Many things..(my thoughts are in italics)

1. Dad ask me not to wear the dress I bought on Friday, cos he say later I look like I belong to the red table. -.- (Wah liew..if it's the case, then u gan chiong on Friday for nothing..buy liao dun wear..so wasted!)

2. Your mascara is so dry..time to get a new one. But then again hor, you need to put meh? Yours are thick enuff (Thanks Mum, I know :) But I'm eyeing MAC's..wanna buy for me? I'm broke ya noe..nope..I'm cheapskate ya noe...I feel heartache even when it comes to buying eyeshadows..no wonder I have the same one for years.)

3. My eyelashes are so short (Ha! Don't be jealous about mine Mummy. I've got Dad's genes for that one)

4. My arms got those ugly marks..aiyo..hurry up put foundation on the back of my arms pls.. (Sure do. Why I inherit this from you and Dad huh? Those marks I'm borned with are fugly)

Before I go on to Number 5, here's what she did..she started taking out all her old black gowns, trying each one, and grumbling..

5. Check out my tummy! SO BIG! So ugly! How ah how ah?! (-.- whats wrong? you want a tummy like a teen? u got 2 kids liao u noe? besides, since when u try flattening it?)

6. WHY I WEAR SO TIGHT?! You look so nice in this dress, but not me! ( wah liew Mummy..I'm only 22 leh...and that dress is quite loose on me, of course it will flow better. it's tight on you, so of course you see layers lah..and hor..isn't that dress yours? if u think u look like sai, then why u buy it in the first place. don't compare u with me lah..aiyo..)

Ok, if anyone who doesn't know me happen to come into this site, then the stranger might imagine me as some sexy babe. But the truth is...I'm not sexy..I got no perfect figure, I'm short and FUGLY. 'Nuff said. I'm feeling depressed enuff for being fugly....SO FUGLY that I don't dare post up my pics, cos cos cos.........I'm worried people will start puking till they suffer from dehydration later..it's fatal ya noe?

Anyway, conclusion is...GIRLS ARE PROBLEMATIC WHEN IT COMES TO FUNCTIONS..I'm no exception. Just not as ultimate as Mum...at least not yet.

I got this wonderful picture from Kor..specially done for me..hehehehhehee. THANKS KOR!!!!

It's so cool manz. I wonder how he did it. But I do look chubby in the photo..or rather wallpaper. I love the smoky image on the left, especially the eyes. I bet he did something to that pair of eyes. I don't have eyes that look like those in anime...but in that wallpaper...it looked somewhat like that! I love that bit best!

Time to go out n chill...last minute date coming up..coolz!