Stupid teddy bear!
I wanna rip his belly apart and pull out all the cotton wool in him manz! BAH! 5&£$"$%^"$%
How suay was I to meet the sickening teddy bear before lectures today. And I specially pretend to walk around the medical school's noticeboards just so that I don't have to go into the lecture hall at the same time as him. Damn kua zhang I know, but one more second of seeing his face and farked up attitude makes me lose my appetite.
BUT despite trying to avoid him, he still ended up behind me when going down the stairs to go to the lecture theatre! And JUST BEHIND me somemore. Hence, when I went into the lecture theatre, I had to be polite enough to hold the door for him. I felt so bu gan yuan doing that. You bet I was so tempted to slam the door right into his face...if only the door was like those super springy sort...imagine how it'll be like having it wack him and then you hear him moaning outside...hahahaha. I bet I'll burst into laughter on the spot.
By the way, I think I haven't blogged about this before. I was hanging out in Alex's room one evening with Daniel and Richard, gossiping. Yeah, didn't know even guys gossip too. And they were commenting on how farked up teddy bear was. Dan said he doesn't give shit about anyone, always wearing his "I am sooooo cool" look, doesn't reply you when u ask him things, and nothing interests him except topics about the army. Why?! Cos he's under sponsership from the British Army to do Medicine! He must be a real asshole if angmos can even think he's fucked up.
Ok lor..scholar big deal! Like as if he's the only one around. And to be honest, I nearly puked when I heard that he's in the army. Apart from being big, I do not see what he's got physically to be in there. Don't look fit leh. I was just imagining how he'll look if he's topless...piangz..I think I will be so disgusted (lol..maybe Sophie has seen it all...haha..but I don't think I wanna ask her). I wonder what kind of post he's got in the army? A clerk?! Hehehehe...
The ultimate time came when he sat next to me during lecture. Piangz! I want so much to send a missile over and bomb him into pieces. Fortunately, Sophie didn't manage to squeeze through the crowded row to sit with me, or else I'll be stuck between them, and will wanna die watching them flirt with each other. Can't believe she actually smooched him. I think she's much better off smooching an Orang Utan manz. ARGH! YUCKS..!!!!
How suay was I to meet the sickening teddy bear before lectures today. And I specially pretend to walk around the medical school's noticeboards just so that I don't have to go into the lecture hall at the same time as him. Damn kua zhang I know, but one more second of seeing his face and farked up attitude makes me lose my appetite.
BUT despite trying to avoid him, he still ended up behind me when going down the stairs to go to the lecture theatre! And JUST BEHIND me somemore. Hence, when I went into the lecture theatre, I had to be polite enough to hold the door for him. I felt so bu gan yuan doing that. You bet I was so tempted to slam the door right into his face...if only the door was like those super springy sort...imagine how it'll be like having it wack him and then you hear him moaning outside...hahahaha. I bet I'll burst into laughter on the spot.
By the way, I think I haven't blogged about this before. I was hanging out in Alex's room one evening with Daniel and Richard, gossiping. Yeah, didn't know even guys gossip too. And they were commenting on how farked up teddy bear was. Dan said he doesn't give shit about anyone, always wearing his "I am sooooo cool" look, doesn't reply you when u ask him things, and nothing interests him except topics about the army. Why?! Cos he's under sponsership from the British Army to do Medicine! He must be a real asshole if angmos can even think he's fucked up.
Ok lor..scholar big deal! Like as if he's the only one around. And to be honest, I nearly puked when I heard that he's in the army. Apart from being big, I do not see what he's got physically to be in there. Don't look fit leh. I was just imagining how he'll look if he's topless...piangz..I think I will be so disgusted (lol..maybe Sophie has seen it all...haha..but I don't think I wanna ask her). I wonder what kind of post he's got in the army? A clerk?! Hehehehe...
The ultimate time came when he sat next to me during lecture. Piangz! I want so much to send a missile over and bomb him into pieces. Fortunately, Sophie didn't manage to squeeze through the crowded row to sit with me, or else I'll be stuck between them, and will wanna die watching them flirt with each other. Can't believe she actually smooched him. I think she's much better off smooching an Orang Utan manz. ARGH! YUCKS..!!!!
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