Very ill

Feels as if I can cook a raw egg on my head now. My flu's getting no better. It doesn't help to know that Mum's been nagging again this morning.

I had a terrible night and was having the chills. And Mum had to come to my room to do her daily nagging...I was so pissed I wanted to sew up her mouth.

Mum: 1+ already! Still sleeping?! I tell u ah..u better wake up now and go see the doctor..

I knew it's not gonna make my life better if I continue sleeping, so forced my aching body out of bed, washed up and got ready to visit the doctor

*Climbs to 2nd storey where my parents' room is*

Me: Ok, I'm ready. Can you accompany me?
Mum: *irritated tone* aiyo, can't u go urself?
Me: I'm really very very ill..can't u just go with me?
Mum: AIYAH! OK LAH..WAIT..I CHANGE FIRST
Me: Change for what? Where do u think u're going?
*Mum keeps looking into the mirror*
Mum: Wear like that can ah? You go into the consultation room urself, I wait outside. But gonna be 2.30pm already. I wanna watch the chinese drama leh...
Me: *frustrated* Ok lah, watch for all you want..I'll go myself..
Mum: I go with u..I go with u..


(WTF! HOW DID DAD EVER MARRY SOMEONE LIKE THAT?!)

*On the way to the doctor's*
Mum: Tell u to go to the doctor 2 days ago, u dun wanna listen, wait till now then go..
Me: My joints are freaking painful lah..it's torturing moving ard a lot ya noe?
Mum: *ignores me* Now so serious already then u go..
Me: Did I owe you something last life? You went screaming at me since 2 days ago for not seeing the doctor, fine. And now I finally decided to go just so that you can stop nagging and give me some peace, there you are nagging again! What is it that u want manz?!?!?! Is it gonna kill u if u dont talk?

I know I sound damn rude, but it's really getting on my nerves, and it's a PAIN to go to the doctor's. Reasons?

1. I have to make myself go down from the 3rd storey to the 1st just to get to the stupid main door...by the stairs..

2. Then I have to open the main door which has like 2 locks, one stopper and one metal latch, and then lock them all up before I go out.

3. Then I have to open the bloody gate's lock (fortunately there's only 1)

4. Walk 10 minutes to the doctor's (not that bad)

5. Unlock the stupid gate of the apartment (where the clinic is) since it's private property..and being a non-resident, by right, I have to walk another stupid whole 15 minutes to the main entrance of Laguna Park..but somehow, Mum managed to buy the key for the lock.

6. Unlock another gate which is the barrier between Lagoon View and Laguna Park (what the hell!?!?!?! WHY SO MANY GATES?! Good thing is..the gate is newly put up..and the lock's not working yet..it's just sooner or later, they gonna lock it up..)

7. Then after seeing the doctor, I'll have to repeat step 6 to 1 again...

Does it sound like a pain?

*Home after the doctor's*
Mum: Don't wear ur jacket at home!
Me: What?! Hello? I'm freezing ok...even my nails are turning blue..
Mum: Your temperature will go up with your jacket on.
Me: ........

What rubbish is that? I can't wear a jacket when I'm cold? So...seems like according to Mum, if you ever get a fever during Winter, you should NEVER wear a jacket, and go naked on the streets, cos the cold will lower your temperature. Very "good" suggestion...first time I heard of this insane logic. If you carry it out and die of pneumonia, you know who to look for.

*Me eating my bags of medicine. while Mum went to her room to watch tv*
*Phone rings*
*Mum picks it up from her room*

Mum: *in her signature screeching yelling tone* Michelle~~~~~~!!!!!!! YOUR CALL!!!! Dr Liew's clinic..
Me: Coming... *scrambles around to find the cordless phone..no where in sight*
Me: Where is the cordless phone?
Mum: *no reply*
Me: I can't find the phone..where is it?
Mum: *no reply*

*Forced myself to climb the stairs to her room*
Me: Cannot hear me isit? I'm asking where is the phone..
Mum: Oh..you wanna pick up ah? I thought you don't want, so I cut it off for you. Here's the phone...
Me: *boiling* I said I'm gonna pick it up. It's from the clinic, why would I refuse to pick it up?! Is there something wrong with u?! And hello...u bought this phone to put in the 1st level so that you can happily walk around downstairs while on the line. You've already got one in your room, so why the hell do you have to bring this up?! What's the point of saying this is for the living room then?!

I'm damn pissed. I don't like saying Mum's stupid, but I think she really is getting more and more stupid these days.

Another stupid thing she did yesterday was calling the main home number when she knows that nobody is at home, except me. I don't have the habit of going to the 2nd or 1st storey because the 3rd level is where I have everything (except the kitchen). Mum knows perfectly that I am never gonna go to her room, and she had to call the number that links to her room, instead of my private room number. And she did call for a good number of times.

I was wondering if she did this on purpose, so I decided not to pick it up..and let her call till her hp explodes. Perhaps she realised she didn't get her way to irritate me, she decided to call my private number. I thought she's finally becoming smarter... until in the evening, she called her own room number again to ask me what I'll like for dinner. Fortunately, the TV in my study room is spoilt, and I had to go to her room to watch tv...so she managed to have me picking up the call.

But nothing pissed me more than her asking me yesterday if I'm really ill. Does it sound like I'm faking it? Does my face tell her so? She knew I was down with fever, and still asking me if I'm really ill. Will any human being be NOT ill with a temp of 39 degrees??!?!??!!?