My Brother

I'm dying of laughter while typing this entry.

It's because my brother is learning Japanese in my room, and I'm testing him cos he's got a Jap test in school later.

In order not to distract him, I turned off my music, and all I can hear in my room now is him reading aloud.

"Ka...ki...ku..ke..ko..ma..mi..mu...me...mo.."

He drags the reading..and he sounds like he's chanting some sutra...

I wonder how he learns his Japanese. He's got a test tomorrow, and I bet he didn't even study for it cos he's taking ages to write, and his vocab...sigh...*shakes head*

Knowing how lazy he is, I decided to help him by asking him to translate and write all the vocab which I'm gonna test him, into Hiragana. In that way, it's gonna help him write faster and learn his Hiragana well. My brother will have to tell me what the word is in Japanese is before writing it down, so that I'll know if he knows it.

And..I'm gonna die luffing..

Each time he's not able to remember how to write a letter, he will go chanting his sutra again..hoping that the list will appear in his head...

Me: Money
Bro: Okane..(*realises he doesnt know how to write 'ne'*)...na...ni...nu..ne...no.....
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

(10 minutes into testing him..)

Me: Music
Bro: Dunno..
Me: Ongaku. U better go study all the vocab again...
Bro: Wah liew..a lot of words I dunno... I never do homework mahz....
Me: ...........
Bro: Ka...ki...ku...ke...ko~~~~~~

Me: Tea
Bro: Oolong Cha
Me: Simi sai?!
Bro: No meh? Oolong cha...
Me: It's OCHA!
Bro: oops...I just added the 'long'...about the same lah..
Me: ..................

Me: One hundred
Bro: Kyu Jiro
Me: Huh?
Bro: Hundred is Kyu Jiro...
Me: Your head! Hyaku!!!
Bro: Oh..I thought Kyu Jiro...okok..hyaku hyaku..

Me: I am not Japanese
Bro: Nihonjin ja arimasen
Me: Ok, write in Hiragana
Bro: Wah liew..very long ya noe?! It's gonna take me forever..

Yup, apparently it did take him forever. And I was entertained by his sutra chants again for the next 10-15 minutes...He couldn't write 'se'...and this was what he did..

Bro: (*rotting on my bed*) ja arimasen...se....sa..shi..su..se..so...
Me: HAHAHAHAH
Bro: se....se.....how to write se....knn...

He then ponders a while more..

Bro: Se....se.......ja arimasen....se......se.....
Me: Hahahhahaha
Bro: Shuddup lah..I'm thinking....se......se.....se.......
Me: Stop 'se-ing' will u?
Bro: I can't remember how to write....se.....se....se...

(Realises he still can't figure it out..)

Bro: I really hate this...se...se...se.....AIYAH! I'm going to the toilet..maybe I'll remember it when I come out...

And he still didn't figure it out...hahaha...

Hope he passes his test tomorrow manz..to think he's still telling me he's gonna ace his test...

I can almost imagine his whole class chanting Japanese sutra while doing the test later.....hahahhahahahahaaha

Oh yah, forgot to mention that his attempt to behave like a kawaii jap girl just a while ago nearly made me puke... Yup yup, he was using those act cute tones like those in anime..YUCKS..