Wow..this works!!!!

I'm freaking mean lah. I deserve to be flushed down the toilet bowl for being horrible. Don't do this to your pals ah..it's not nice. I'm blogging abt it cos I found it amusing..

What do u do when someone msges u and always tell u he's/she's troubled while u're doing something which u think is more impt than chatting?

Don't answer?! Ay...come on..don't be mean lah...

Ok, so you reply cos you think it's a friend's duty, and no matter how busy u r, u should at least make an effort to be Aunt Agony.

Then your pal goes on by saying he/she can't slp and that he/she's troubled. Yes, we heard the "I am troubled" 5651242 times, but the other person refuses to reveal anything and starts confusing u, and makes u pretty pissed. But u can't tell him/her off abt your confusion and the frustration that resulted from it. And u can't just ignore him/her, but silently wish he/she will just feel better (I have no idea how if u juz sit in front of the comp n stone) and go to sleep soon.

Not knowing what's going on with ur pal, hence, not knowing what to say or do to console the other, the conversation starts getting more and more sianz...and your wish for your friend to go and slp just gets greater..(u know he/she will feel better after a slp..)

What should u do?

Turn the scenario around and make him/her become Aunt Agony!!!!!!! Go and tell him/her your saddest story. If u're such a happy soul that u dun have a sad story to tell..go and make up a soap drama. If your story isn't sad enuff, exaggerate till it sounds depressing. Remember, the aim is to make it SAD and BORING.

We know how tough it is to be Aunt Agony, and at times, we do want a break from being one (and suay enuff your troubled pal appears at a very wrong timing). I'm pretty sure they're sianz abt being Aunt Agony too, so by telling them your saddest story will turn them off completely. And b4 u know it, they'll feel sleepy and ask to be excused by saying they wanna go slp. You probably haven't even finish your old granny tales yet before they say that..hahaha.

It's just some mean method I used on a friend today (Manz..I'm sure he must b cursing me). It's not something nice, I know, but hey..it might be useful on pests. :X

Then again, maybe it isn't THAT bad afterall. Cos it'll put your friend to slp and he/she'll feel better when he/she wakes up. Hor? But oei, don't try this on me ok? I'll be hurt..