Quite funny hor?

2 days ago...

Me: How manz? Diarrhoea again..
KC: After eating bread, your diarrhoea will stop..
Me: I don't like to eat bread...keep it away...
KC: Then what you prefer?
Me: I rather eat noodles than bread manz..
KC: What's the difference?
Me: Noodles nicer...DUH!
KC: What's bread made of?
Me: Flour..
KC: What's noodles made of?
Me: Flour...
KC: Hahahaha...so...both are made of flour. Same what!!!! What's the difference between eating bread and noodles then?
Me: AIYAH! They are just different lah!!!!!
KC: Hahahahhaha....

Last night...

KC: How are you?
Me: Not good...I'm still having diarrhoea..
KC: See lah! Ask you to eat bread, you refuse. No wonder still diarrhoea..
Me: Why muz eat bread?! Bread's yucky...
KC: *laughs* Bread absorb toxins. See...you stop eating it when u're back in Sg, tt's why u start having this problem.
Me: Bread absorb toxins??!??! Since when?! How come I dunno? But it's ok lah...I got eat noodles..
KC: Noodles different from bread..
Me: Hhaha...who was the one having fun pissing me off 2 days ago by saying bread and noodles r the same?
KC: Ok, tell you what. Tomorrow you try to have sardine sandwich, then let's see if your diarrhoea stops..
Me: What's sardine sandwich? I only heard of tuna sandwich...got sardine ones meh?!?!?!
KC: HUH?! YOU DON'T KNOW?
Me: Stop kidding me lah. How to eat manz?! So gross...imagine the tomato sauce with the sardines between the bread....
KC: It's very delicious!!!! Hey, that's why I say u stay in UK too long already. Only know foreign fishes like tuna. Tell me what you know about tuna and sardines..
Me: They are both fishes, and they r both from the sea...
KC: Go to the supermarket and check the cans. You'll only find sardines in asian brands like Ayam Brand. Foreign brands only have tuna. Tuna is a foreign fish.
ME: *AMAZED* Ay, really?! I didn't know.... But then again, you're lying abt the sardine sandwich...
KC: I'm not. I can't believe it that you never heard of it.
*the debate about the existence of sardine sandwich went on for the next 5 minutes*
KC: OK. Wake up tmr and then ask your mum. Then sms me...

Today...

Me: Mummy, is there such a thing called sardine sandwich?
Mum: Ya. You don't know? Very nice....
Me: HUH?! Really? How come I don't know?
Mum: I thought you know. There's luncheon meat sandwich too.
Me: Isit???!?!?! I didn't know leh....
*smses KC*
Me: My mum said there's such a thing called sardine sandwich. She said there's luncheon meat sandwich too....then she ask me how come I don't know...
KC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!! Welsh girl....hahahahhahaha...

On the way back from the Clinic...

Mum: Ay, did Fred ask you think of a name for the chair he designed?
Me: Yes...I was thinking for him that day..
Mum: He asked me too. How ah? I don't know what name to give it. How about calling it Comfy?
Me: Comfy???!??!!
Mum: Ya, Comfy. People sit on chairs for comfort, so call Comfy lor..
Me: * laughs* What kind of name is that?!
Mum: What's wrong?
Me: Sounds like....hahhahaa....sounds like....
Mum: Sounds like what? *starts luffing too*
Me: Some new name for sanitary pads...Kotex's new competitor...
Mum: *laughs non stop*

Sheesh..can't imagine how my brother will react if he knows that Comfy is Mum's suggestion...