2nd Episode of 'Clowns'

Oh manz..I did it again. Clown for the 2nd time! It could have got worse, but nevertheless, it's still....erm...clowny.

Shall I give the excuse that my brain isn't functioning at its normal rate today? Hehhe..

This morning, I screwed up my sense of direction. Right became left, and left became right.

Doc: Michelle, supposedly this patient came in with epigastric abdominal pain (the upper central region), which also occurred in the upper right side of the abdomen, what will u be thinking of?

Me: I will consider pathology in the descending (!!!!)/transverse colon, small intestines, spleen (!!!), pancreas and the stomach.

Doc: Be aware that it's the right side. You're not wrong by giving those answers, but there is something you missed out.

Me: *ponders...and wondering if I should say kidney which doesn't sound logical*

Doc: It's the liver and gallbladder. You forgot about that organ. That organ's in the right side.

Me: OH DEAR! SORRY!!!!! I got my directions the other way round today...oh my. *blushes*

Doc: Hhahahaa...yeah..I knew u were having problems with left and right today...hahahaha..remember the liver's on the right ok? I was wondering why u mentioned everything on the other side instead. Hhahaha..

Me: Oopps..sorry..

Does that sound familiar? You bet. Remember that insane GP referral abt querying patient having gallstones when the patient's having pain on the left side? Manz...I feel like dying....will someone pls kill me now? *bangs head on the wall*

If you think that's not funny enough...here's another which can send u luffing urself crazy.

I suddenly had this urge to just hop into the cinema for a film, and since I was in the city today, I shall just do it! Since dunno how many weeks ago, UK's 7 hrs behind Sg time (instead of the usual 8 during Winter mths). But being lazy me, I didn't bother to tune my watch. Instead, what I do is add 1 hr to the time shown on my watch to know the right timing. :P

Finally, this laziness of mine brought me nothing but embarassment today. I was practically hiding my face under my jacket.

On my watch showed 3pm, and I happily went to check out the cinema times for any shows that starts at 3. Decided to catch "My Wedding Date". Bought the ticket and gleefully went to the foyer. The lady in charge then asked to see my tickets. Showed it to her, and noticed that the tix for the 5.15pm show..

Me: Oh! I think the man downstairs gave me the wrong ticket. I wanted to watch the 3pm one, not the 5.15pm one. Can I go in now?

Lady: You mean you prefer watching the 3pm show?

Me: Yeah..

Lady: Sure!

I was all smiles when I went to find the room. Then when I went in, I was wondering to myself why it's dark. Trailers here are usually screened for the first 20 mins, and I was confident I wasn't late. And I thought it was odd that the show started already. Noticed the ppl were looking at me when I walked in too.

I went to find a seat and sat down comfortably, feeling so pleased with myself. Then I realised that I forgot that my watch is showing the wrong time. I was actually late for the show by 1 hr! I started whining silently to myself, and started hiding my face under my jacket. I was also "sinking" in my seat.

And I only managed to catch the last 40 mins of the movie. How's that? Very funny right?

When the movie ended, I could have been the first to siam, but I wanted to stay to listen to the music, so I "sank" lower and lower in my seat while others started to leave. I kept hiding my face away too...hoping that no one can see me. I wished I was invisible for once...yikes..

I was still whining to myself when I was walking home from the city. Ok, the situation could have got worse. Imagine me going in with my smile, holding popcorns and a drink, and just as I was abt to take my seat, the movie ends and the light comes on..... *smacks forehead*