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A Singaporean girl who graduated from a Medical College in the UK and currently working as a doctor, spending most of my years abroad burying myself amongst medical books, speaking Queen's English and trying to adapt to life in Britain. But I still remain a true blue Singaporean who loves my plate of char kway teow and enjoys the sense of closeness when speaking "Singlish" to my fellow countrymen. Why "The Chinese Doctor"? Because that's what my patients call me since they don't know my name!

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

My bladder is exploding!!!!!!!

I could have just let it explode at the entrance of KBox and wet my jeans completely. I never had such a terrible experience before in my entire life.

Of course, I had episodes whereby I really NEED to go pee, but today's was ultimate.

I'm beginning to feel like some silly sec sch kid who loiters after school, refusing to go home to revise or do something productive. I didn't want to go home straight after school...for no reason. And the only thing I can think of (apart from shopping...I'm quite cash tight) was to sing to my heart's content.

I've got this bad habit. I don't drink much fluids, but if I have a bottle in my hand or drinks placed in front of me, I tend to drink and drink non stop. That happened today.

It was a solo session of KTV at KBox. Darn, I should have known that it's the eve of a public holiday, and the charge will be that of Friday's. But being a typical capricorn, I HATE changes in plans, so I still went ahead. But my heart ached like mad paying more than usual...*oooouuuccccchhhh~~*

I drank and drank in there till my bladder was gonna explode. But since I'm the only one around, and I don't think it's safe to leave my belongings and shoo off to the loo, plus..I don't want them to think I am trying to sneak off without paying, I forced myself to stay put.

Told myself that I must finish singing the remaining 30 songs, and my bladder got so uncomfortable that it actually hurt..oh my. I didn't even dare to move around too much, in fear that I might just explode.

It was finally the last song..and I could NO LONGER TOLERATE. Decided to just forget about the last song, pay up and leave. I was hopping out of the room like a rabbit and was hurrying the cashier cos she's taking too long, and I can't wait anymore. I didn't even bother waiting for my change, just grabbed the receipt and went to collect my card.

THEN...the girls were taking their own sweet time to find my card, but I think they must have knew that I need the loo urgently cos I was continuously hopping and holding my lower abdomen like as if I'm going into labour soon. Yah yah..go on..imagine how I looked.

Just when I thought I can gladly rush off, the staff actually thought I didn't pay up!

Staff: Miss, you haven't paid?
Me: Huh?! I paid already..*my expression was like the pic below*


(I gave that look..but I know I'm not as cute as the cat lah..so stop boo-ing me, u mean ass!!!)

Had to go with her to the cashier, and then back to the front again to get my card. The funny thing was the staff must have got influenced by my actions that she started talking faster, moving faster and in fact, started hopping ard too. Geez..why is she hopping? So it was like 2...no..in fact 3 rabbits hopping around since her colleague got influenced a short while later.

Goodness, I shall never try to tolerate that long again..sheer torture manz..

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