I'm damn cheapskate
Hhahaha..I just realised I'm turning more and more CHEAPSKATE. And the bonus is I'm not shy about it *wide smile*
Spent a good few hours reading the latest Cleo magazine, which I've bought quite some time back, and have not read it. Ok, I just taught myself a good lesson. I SHALL READ THE MAGZ ONCE IT'S OUT AND ONCE I'VE BOUGHT IT. Continue reading to find out reasons why.
As usual, girl magz are full of cosmetic products adverts, and wat skin care, hair care blah blah blah. Cool manz, and you might be lucky to get free sample of menstrual pads (which obviously I'm not interested in even though my aunt visits me every mth). The adverts are so well taken, that I can fully understand why gullible innocent girls (hehe..dun puke) like me are taken in. I was more concerned about how the products work, as in I was more attracted to the clinical researches done using the product and going 'skin-deep' to understand their functions. With so many rubbish products these days cheating innocent beings like me, it's no wonder I have to be more curious and more careful no? But contradicting what I've said, I wish I could try them ALL.
Now for why I should read the magz once it's out in the newsstands. Cos there are so many FREEBIES out for grabs, and it's not difficult to get them ya noe? For example, there are some which only requires you to be the first dunno how many to give a ring and you'll get a free makeover, free this free that etc. A phone call's not gonna kill, especially for ppl like me who's too free. If they come with some rubbish conditions, then just slam it down. Then there comes some which requires you to mail in coupons. Not bad also, just that you gotto depend on your luck a little. If the postman is slower, then too bad for you. But then again, I won't bother to hand mail them myself...ppl will think I'm siao. Then there are some rubbish ones which ask you to mail in coupons to enter some lucky draw. Those are the ones I hate most, cos I never win them.
Think about it, the Cleo magz costs $4.20. If I'm kiasu a bit and be the first dunno how many in every such freebie offer, I'll be able to cover the cost of the magz and even zhuan dao! Wahahaha... :X Ok lah, I hear 'boos' already....now you noe how calculative and cheapskate Michelle is. Can't blame me fellows, my money is under control now since I'm in Singapore. I don't have the freeedom to swipe my card as much as when I'm in UK..cos my parents look through my statements. But then again, I don't splurge much on things as compared to other girls ok. At least I save on makeup (cos I RARELY put them..so rare that they expire before I know it..). I'm waiting for free ones only, and the only way to get them free is to be kiasu with magz offers.
Had a good laugh over a few articles. There was this lame one stating strange sex terms..hahahhaa..I can't be bothered to memorise them...waste my brain storage space. But there was this erm called vampir..something something. One can expect something to do with blood. You're right then. Some people actually get aroused after tasting their partner's blood!!! How disgusting. I was luffing when I read that cos I can't imagine the couple biting each other till they bleed...hahahahahahaahaha. Then how about having their steaks cooked to an extent whereby there's no blood? Imagine the person tasting the cow's blood and then getting aroused and wanna fark a cow....hahaha...
Then there was another girl who wrote in to the magz' doctor regarding some sex problems she's got. She said she's sexually active since 14 (not surprising..), and she had some vigorous sex with her bf..which consisted of insertion of a HANDPHONE and 3 fingers!!!! HANDPHONE WOR! WTH! Ok, hps aren't big these days, but they are rather big compared to the dick I think. Then this mean idea came into my head. What kind of hp they used? The small ones like Samsung, or the gigantic ones like the Nokia N-Cage (did I get the name right?)? Maybe she'll like to try the old Motorola hps which our parents used like erm..15 yrs ago? The 'da ge da' kind. Guess what reply the doc gave? She advised her to go see a psychiatrist if she feels a need to indulge in such 'odd' sexual ways and can't keep away from it.
Fine. I was being mean there. Shall stop for now.
Time to study again..
Spent a good few hours reading the latest Cleo magazine, which I've bought quite some time back, and have not read it. Ok, I just taught myself a good lesson. I SHALL READ THE MAGZ ONCE IT'S OUT AND ONCE I'VE BOUGHT IT. Continue reading to find out reasons why.
As usual, girl magz are full of cosmetic products adverts, and wat skin care, hair care blah blah blah. Cool manz, and you might be lucky to get free sample of menstrual pads (which obviously I'm not interested in even though my aunt visits me every mth). The adverts are so well taken, that I can fully understand why gullible innocent girls (hehe..dun puke) like me are taken in. I was more concerned about how the products work, as in I was more attracted to the clinical researches done using the product and going 'skin-deep' to understand their functions. With so many rubbish products these days cheating innocent beings like me, it's no wonder I have to be more curious and more careful no? But contradicting what I've said, I wish I could try them ALL.
Now for why I should read the magz once it's out in the newsstands. Cos there are so many FREEBIES out for grabs, and it's not difficult to get them ya noe? For example, there are some which only requires you to be the first dunno how many to give a ring and you'll get a free makeover, free this free that etc. A phone call's not gonna kill, especially for ppl like me who's too free. If they come with some rubbish conditions, then just slam it down. Then there comes some which requires you to mail in coupons. Not bad also, just that you gotto depend on your luck a little. If the postman is slower, then too bad for you. But then again, I won't bother to hand mail them myself...ppl will think I'm siao. Then there are some rubbish ones which ask you to mail in coupons to enter some lucky draw. Those are the ones I hate most, cos I never win them.
Think about it, the Cleo magz costs $4.20. If I'm kiasu a bit and be the first dunno how many in every such freebie offer, I'll be able to cover the cost of the magz and even zhuan dao! Wahahaha... :X Ok lah, I hear 'boos' already....now you noe how calculative and cheapskate Michelle is. Can't blame me fellows, my money is under control now since I'm in Singapore. I don't have the freeedom to swipe my card as much as when I'm in UK..cos my parents look through my statements. But then again, I don't splurge much on things as compared to other girls ok. At least I save on makeup (cos I RARELY put them..so rare that they expire before I know it..). I'm waiting for free ones only, and the only way to get them free is to be kiasu with magz offers.
Had a good laugh over a few articles. There was this lame one stating strange sex terms..hahahhaa..I can't be bothered to memorise them...waste my brain storage space. But there was this erm called vampir..something something. One can expect something to do with blood. You're right then. Some people actually get aroused after tasting their partner's blood!!! How disgusting. I was luffing when I read that cos I can't imagine the couple biting each other till they bleed...hahahahahahaahaha. Then how about having their steaks cooked to an extent whereby there's no blood? Imagine the person tasting the cow's blood and then getting aroused and wanna fark a cow....hahaha...
Then there was another girl who wrote in to the magz' doctor regarding some sex problems she's got. She said she's sexually active since 14 (not surprising..), and she had some vigorous sex with her bf..which consisted of insertion of a HANDPHONE and 3 fingers!!!! HANDPHONE WOR! WTH! Ok, hps aren't big these days, but they are rather big compared to the dick I think. Then this mean idea came into my head. What kind of hp they used? The small ones like Samsung, or the gigantic ones like the Nokia N-Cage (did I get the name right?)? Maybe she'll like to try the old Motorola hps which our parents used like erm..15 yrs ago? The 'da ge da' kind. Guess what reply the doc gave? She advised her to go see a psychiatrist if she feels a need to indulge in such 'odd' sexual ways and can't keep away from it.
Fine. I was being mean there. Shall stop for now.
Time to study again..
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